Bewilderbeest

Bewilderbeest is an absurd collection of cards designed and printed in Great Britain.

It all began with a drawing of the Bewilderbeest by Iain, which has now become their logo. Since that drawing, the Bewilderbeest range has expanded with illustrations that centre around the absurd, while drawing on British heritage. (Disclaimer: Iain doesn’t literally draw on British heritage, Your Honour).

Whether you’re in need of a ridiculous card or gift, they have you covered. Or…why not treat yourself. Go on, you deserve it!

Brands

Bark! The Herald Angels Sing Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Bark! The Herald Angels Sing Christmas Greetings Card

$4.75

A new take on this traditional Christmas carol will make your friends and family laugh. A must have this Christmas for the dog lovers! The card is blank inside. The card comes with a recycled brown envelope and is wrapped in a cellophane sleeve...

The Nutcracker Christmas Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

The Nutcracker Christmas Greetings Card

$4.75

This best selling Highland Cow card is a Christmas favourite. Everyone loves these gorgeous cows, and this card adds some fun to the festive celebrations! Blank inside. The card comes with a recycled brown envelope and is wrapped in a cellophane sleeve...

Highland Cow Christmas Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Highland Cow Christmas Greetings Card

$4.75

This best selling Highland Cow card is a Christmas favourite. Everyone loves these gorgeous cows, and this card adds some fun to the festive celebrations! Blank inside. The card comes with a recycled brown envelope and is wrapped in a cellophane sleeve...

Coronation Chicken Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Coronation Chicken Greetings Card

$4.75

Dressed to impress, these guys are looking very regal at this Coronation. What an elegant Monarch this Chicken makes! • Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who don’t work in ant sizing, it’s...

Pork Medallions Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Pork Medallions Greetings Card

$4.75

It might not be as grand as an Olympic podium, but top marks to these three swines for the effort (and the medals!). • Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who don’t work in ant sizing, it’s...

One Good Tern Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest

One Good Tern Greetings Card

$4.75

This daft thank you card will make someone laugh and brighten up their day. Blank inside, this card can be used for any occasion, and is ideal for anyone with a cracking sense of humour. • Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for...

Lamb Chops Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Lamp Chops Greetings Card

$4.75

Six "Lamb Chops" cards. He might be small, but he's very mighty... this little lamb is quite the Lumberjack! • Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who don’t work in ant sizing, it’s 5”x7”...

You're How Old in Dog Years Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

You're How Old in Dog Years Greetings Card

$4.75

Wish someone a Happy Birthday with this fun birthday card. Perfect for dog lovers! The card is blank inside. • Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who don’t work in ant sizing, it’s 5”x7”...

Stool Sample Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Stool Sample Greetings Card

$4.75

Stool Sample is a very popular Get Well Soon Card. It never fails to amuse, and after all, laughter is the best medicine! Blank inside, ready to cheer someone up with a laugh. • Size: The card is 25.4 ants long x 35.6 ants long. Or, for those who...

Troutstanding Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Troutstanding Greetings Card

$4.75

LOOKING FOR A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY ‘TR’OUTSTANDING? THE PERFECT CARD FOR A KEEN FISHERMAN, OR ANYONE DAFT ENOUGH TO FIND THIS DESIGN FUNNY! The card is blank inside, so you can write your own personal message...

Cod's Pollocks Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Cod's Pollocks Greetings Card

$4.75

LOOKING FOR A FUN CONGRATULATIONS CARD? SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY’RE THE COD’S POLLOCKS… The card is blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. You’ll enjoy writing in this card,...

Laminator Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Laminator Greetings Card

$4.75

IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A VERY SILLY CARD, THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU! -BLANK INSIDE, YOU COULD USE THIS FOR ANY OCCASION -PRINTED ON A THICK, LUXURIOUS FEELING 300GSM CARD STOCK – SUSTAINABLY SOURCED, FSC APPROVED –PLASTIC FREE...

Treat-Seeking Missile Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Treat-Seeking Missile Greetings Card

$4.75

LOOKING FOR A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CARD? IS YOUR DOG JUST LIKE THIS ONE… QUITE THE TREAT SEEKING MISSILE?! -Blank inside, you could use this for any occasion -Printed on a thick, luxurious feeling 300gsm card stock – sustainably sourced,...

Shih Tzu Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Shih Tzu Greetings Card

$4.75

LOOKING FOR A CARD TO SEND TO SOMEONE WHO OWNS A SHIH TZU? OR, PERHAPS YOU NEED A CARD FOR THAT FRIEND WHO HAS A BRILLIANT (OR TERRIBLE…) SENSE OF HUMOUR? The Technical Bits: The card is blank inside; ready for your best...

You're Sublime Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

You're Sublime Greetings Card

$4.75

LOOKING FOR A CARD TO CONGRATULATE SOMEONE OR TO SAY WELL DONE? OR MAYBE THEY ARE SIMPLY SUBLIME… The card is blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. You’ll enjoy writing in this card, it feels thick and luxurious...

Whippet Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Whippet Greetings Card

$4.75

WHIPPET… WHIPPET REAL GOOD! THIS CHAP IS READY TO PARTY. 80S STYLE! WISH SOMEONE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY WITH THIS WHIPPET! Use this card for any occasion – it’s blank inside, ready for your best jokes! Enjoy putting pen to...

Lab Testing Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Lab Testing Greetings Card

$4.75

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CARD FOR SOMEONE WHO IS LOOPY ABOUT LABS?! THIS BESTSELLING CARD WILL MAKE THEM LAUGH. The Technical Bits: The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes. Smooth, slightly textured card which is lovely to...

A Toast to You Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

A Toast to You Greetings Card

$4.75

GET THE PARTY STARTED AND RAISE A TOAST TO THE BIRTHDAY GIRL OR BOY! ADD SOME SILLINESS TO THEIR SPECIAL DAY WITH THIS DAFT CARD. The Technical Bits: The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes… Smooth, slightly textured...

Sausage Roll Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Sausage Roll Greetings Card

$4.75

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CARD FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TOTALLY DOOLALLY ABOUT DACHSHUNDS?! GET YOURSELF SOME BROWNIE POINTS BY SENDING THIS DAFT DESIGN. Use this card for any occasion – it’s blank inside, so go bonkers with whatever message you...

Words of Wisdom Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Words of Wisdom Greetings Card

$4.75

MAKE YOUR DAD LAUGH WITH THIS DAFT CARD. -Blank inside, you could use this for any occasion -Printed on a thick, luxurious feeling 300gsm card stock – sustainably sourced, FSC approved -Designed by us, printed and packed in the UK (just...

Beef Wellington Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Beef Wellington Greetings Card

$4.75

BEEF WELLINGTON… WITH “PUFFIN” PASTRY…. DONNING HIS FINEST WELLINGTON BOOTS, PIPE AND FLAT CAP, THIS GUY HAS REALLY NAILED HIS FARMER LOOK! Blank inside, ready for your best jokes! Printed professionally onto ivory...

Catatonic Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Catatonic Greetings Card

$4.75

IT’S A TOUGH LIFE WHEN NOT EVEN A G&T CAN ROUSE YOU FROM YOUR SLUMBER! The Technical Bits: The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes… Smooth, slightly textured card which is lovely to write on – printed on...

Heard There Was Cake Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Heard There Was Cake Greetings Card

$4.75

WE’VE ALL MET A DOG WHO COMES RUNNING AT THE SOUND OF A TIN BEING OPENED! -Blank inside, you could use this for any occasion -Printed on a thick, luxurious feeling 300gsm card stock – sustainably sourced, FSC...