Bewilderbeest

Bewilderbeest is an absurd collection of cards designed and printed in Great Britain. 

It all began with a drawing of the Bewilderbeest by Iain, which has now become their logo. Since that drawing, the Bewilderbeest range has expanded with illustrations that centre around the absurd, while drawing on British heritage. (Disclaimer: Iain doesn’t literally draw on British heritage, Your Honour).

Whether you’re in need of a ridiculous card or gift, they have you covered. Or…why not treat yourself. Go on, you deserve it!

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Troutstanding Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Troutstanding Greetings Card

$4.75
LOOKING FOR A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TRULY ‘TR’OUTSTANDING? THE PERFECT CARD FOR A KEEN FISHERMAN, OR ANYONE DAFT ENOUGH TO FIND THIS DESIGN FUNNY! The card is blank inside, so you can write your own personal message...
Cod's Pollocks Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Cod's Pollocks Greetings Card

$4.75
LOOKING FOR A FUN CONGRATULATIONS CARD? SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO TELL SOMEONE THAT THEY’RE THE COD’S POLLOCKS… The card is blank inside, so you can write your own personal message.  You’ll enjoy writing in this card,...
Laminator Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Laminator Greetings Card

$4.75
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A VERY SILLY CARD, THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU! -BLANK INSIDE, YOU COULD USE THIS FOR ANY OCCASION -PRINTED ON A THICK, LUXURIOUS FEELING 300GSM CARD STOCK – SUSTAINABLY SOURCED, FSC APPROVED –PLASTIC FREE...
Treat-Seeking Missile Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Treat-Seeking Missile Greetings Card

$4.75
LOOKING FOR A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CARD? IS YOUR DOG JUST LIKE THIS ONE… QUITE THE TREAT SEEKING MISSILE?! -Blank inside, you could use this for any occasion -Printed on a thick, luxurious feeling 300gsm card stock – sustainably sourced,...
Shih Tzu Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Shih Tzu Greetings Card

$4.75
LOOKING FOR A CARD TO SEND TO SOMEONE WHO OWNS A SHIH TZU? OR, PERHAPS YOU NEED A CARD FOR THAT FRIEND WHO HAS A BRILLIANT (OR TERRIBLE…) SENSE OF HUMOUR? The Technical Bits:  The card is blank inside; ready for your best...
You're Sublime Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

You're Sublime Greetings Card

$4.75
LOOKING FOR A CARD TO CONGRATULATE SOMEONE OR TO SAY WELL DONE? OR MAYBE THEY ARE SIMPLY SUBLIME… The card is blank inside, so you can write your own personal message.  You’ll enjoy writing in this card, it feels thick and luxurious...
Whippet Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Whippet Greetings Card

$4.75
WHIPPET… WHIPPET REAL GOOD! THIS CHAP IS READY TO PARTY. 80S STYLE! WISH SOMEONE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY WITH THIS WHIPPET! Use this card for any occasion – it’s blank inside, ready for your best jokes!  Enjoy putting pen to...
Lab Testing Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Lab Testing Greetings Card

$4.75
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CARD FOR SOMEONE WHO IS LOOPY ABOUT LABS?! THIS BESTSELLING CARD WILL MAKE THEM LAUGH. The Technical Bits:  The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes.  Smooth, slightly textured card which is lovely to...
A Toast to You Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

A Toast to You Greetings Card

$4.75
GET THE PARTY STARTED AND RAISE A TOAST TO THE BIRTHDAY GIRL OR BOY! ADD SOME SILLINESS TO THEIR SPECIAL DAY WITH THIS DAFT CARD. The Technical Bits:  The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes… Smooth, slightly textured...
Sausage Roll Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Sausage Roll Greetings Card

$4.75
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CARD FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TOTALLY DOOLALLY ABOUT DACHSHUNDS?! GET YOURSELF SOME BROWNIE POINTS BY SENDING THIS DAFT DESIGN. Use this card for any occasion – it’s blank inside, so go bonkers with whatever message you...
Words of Wisdom Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Words of Wisdom Greetings Card

$4.75
MAKE YOUR DAD LAUGH WITH THIS DAFT CARD. -Blank inside, you could use this for any occasion -Printed on a thick, luxurious feeling 300gsm card stock – sustainably sourced, FSC approved -Designed by us, printed and packed in the UK (just...
Beef Wellington Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Beef Wellington Greetings Card

$4.75
BEEF WELLINGTON… WITH “PUFFIN” PASTRY…. DONNING HIS FINEST WELLINGTON BOOTS, PIPE AND FLAT CAP, THIS GUY HAS REALLY NAILED HIS FARMER LOOK! Blank inside, ready for your best jokes!  Printed professionally onto ivory...
Catatonic Greetings Card by Bewilderbeest.

Catatonic Greetings Card

$4.75
IT’S A TOUGH LIFE WHEN NOT EVEN A G&T CAN ROUSE YOU FROM YOUR SLUMBER! The Technical Bits:  The card is blank inside; ready for your best jokes… Smooth, slightly textured card which is lovely to write on – printed on...